im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever
This made me put a sticker on my camera
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl
It goes like this, the B the A,
The minor N, and the major A,
The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”
I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit
And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it
The only good thing reddit has ever produced
https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715
i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall
stephanie beatriz, rami malek and brie larson in short term 12 (2013)